Tale from the trenches...
I'm not even joking.
My parents were alone with Sally in the car on the interstate. As they zipped along, my Dad quipped that he was glad they weren't going the other direction and pointed at the congestion across the median. Sally asked him, "Why is it so busy?"
"Because it's rush hour," he said.
"Well, what time is it on that side of the road?" she innocently asked.
Really. That really happened.