Helpful FAQ sheet

This is from a friend of mine who happens to be a funny gal. If she had a blog I'd read it. It would probably be about cats. I'd still read it though, because she is just so witty.

Her opinion is that I should type up flyers to pass out with the following printed on them:

Dear curious fellow citizen

Before you ask me any questions (especially in front of my children) please read the following FAQ answers sheet for helpful info!

No, we don't run a daycare
Yes, they are all ours
They are ALL our 'real' kids, we don't have any fake ones that we know of.
Yes, some of them have some obvious differences but if they don't mention it, why should we/you?
Thank you for your opinion that we are;
A) Brave
B) Inspirational
C) Generally Wonderful
D) Out of our minds
E) All of the above

Asking about our finances, reproductive abilities, or reasons for doing what we do is not appropriate unless we broach the subject.

Thank you for your interest in our family and God bless.