Unless you are Everett (or Robert Smith). When he saw his hair today, he said, "This is what you call a good hair day."
He's completely serious. He tries to make his hair look like this...on purpose! So he's loving that today he did nothing, just woke up and "voila!" hair already
mangled crafted to perfection. What's a mom to do?
And, yes, he is wearing a fur vest. I won't even go there.